For the last 28 hours I have been in Chicago for a gay law conference. I am here with three other second year law students from my school. In that time, one person vomited outside of a pizzeria and then got us kicked out of a cab because the cabbie noticed the puke "dripping out of his nose." After we carried this fellow into the hotel room, he fell asleep in the bathroom with his head IN the toilet. Around 6am he woke, and removed the roll of toilet paper from the wall and used it as a pillow on the bathroom floor, where he remained until 10am.
Another of my comprades puked twice in the hall of our upscale hotel. Later that night, he awoke disoriented, wandered into the hallway, and peed on the carpet.
Right now he is snoring in the bed beside me and the others are asleep. It's late and we have panel discussions to attend tomorrow, so I am signing off. I will continue to report as the misadventures continue.
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